But after coming to terms with my pellucidity, I realized I had gained a unique perspective on transportation – one that could save lives. So I’m here to help, because I’m just that kind of guy. Here it is, free of charge, my top three list for getting around town and back home in one piece:
1. Know That You Are Invisible – Didn’t see that coming did you? OK, perhaps you’re not quite as visually challenged as me but you seriously overestimate your conspicuousness. Have you ever heard the expression “The clothes make the man?” I swear sometimes I literally have to put on flashing lights and reflective clothing to get some people’s attention. Even so, I never assume you see me. Why?